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Dumb Questions from Lawyers...haha

May 13, '08 7:32 PM
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freeradicalgreg wrote on May 13

hahahaha check this similar lawyer jokes from my blog http://freeradicalgreg.multiply.com/journal/item/55/Nothing_But_The_Truth_For_Lawyers

curlytopz wrote on May 13

waray nala ada mapakiana ano?

monsamson wrote on May 13

lol, ok greg, ty

curlytopz wrote on May 13

mon ayaw nala pag-cross exam kun masusugad ka ha... no questions, you honor!

monsamson wrote on May 13

di lak matawa hin dako ky danay ghap hehe

curlytopz wrote on May 13

bwahahaha an tipo nga katapos mo magpakiana napakiana ka im kalugaringun "ano ba adto?"

monsamson wrote on May 13

klaro, danay kun bga palapk gud , lab i na grammar, npa ngarat hehe, lsc gud

curlytopz wrote on May 13

hahaha korek! danay ako diri mangaturog tungod kaalo

monsamson wrote on May 13

lol ikaw ghap ngayan, mga hahambugan pa na ba kita hin englis ha lsc

monsamson wrote on May 13

palami gud ini

curlytopz wrote on May 13

ikaka-alo gud kita ni de veyra...

curlytopz wrote on May 13

ngan an president yana hit LNU... di ba nagin teacher ta hiya han english?

monsamson wrote on May 13

hin o? dre kuya dino?

curlytopz wrote on May 13

hi evelyn cruzada... bago pa la adto hiya nagin teacher ta hiya. pirmi ngani nahuwaw? alagad nga reminder. iba an kan kuya dino subject

monsamson wrote on May 13

presidente na hiya? gas ko hira gonzaga nag aaragaw hadto

curlytopz wrote on May 13

waray dumara an mga gonzaga... hi evelyn cruzada na it prex didto yana. naunahan pa hi oñate and mateo

monsamson wrote on May 13

kusog ada backer, amo na ghap kuno ito bsan ka pres la hin eskwelahan

curlytopz wrote on May 13

you'll turn into a kiss-asser...

monsamson wrote on May 13

kairinit ano.i nak nagkikita lab i nat na mga hearing ha senado

monsamson wrote on May 13

rose, ada ka?

curlytopz wrote on May 13

monsamson said

kairinit ano.i nak nagkikita lab i nat na mga hearing ha senado

agidaw kulang nla hira magkang-itay hir rapadapa didto. nakakawara hin respeto ha mga congressmen and senators

ypill wrote on May 13

hahaha, nurse's charting/documentations have the same version, I'll look for them then post them too. this is LOL funny!

monsamson wrote on May 13

lol, blet pil,, top that one

ypill wrote on May 13

same banana gihap, so baga hin repeat, but it happens though.

ypill wrote on May 13

curlytopz said

hi evelyn cruzada... bago pa la adto hiya nagin teacher ta hiya. pirmi ngani nahuwaw? alagad nga reminder. iba an kan kuya dino subject

liz, ito hi cruzada, guin taga-an han amon usa na lagas na nga classmate hin nursing, kay guin hulog hiya han english. Siring hiya, who do you think you are na diri mo ako papasaron hin English, na diri man ngani guin gagamit hit pagka nursing. hahaha!!!

curlytopz wrote on May 13

bwahahaha didto man ada hiya magna-nurse ha basay or talalora... aanhun niya it english? hahaha

ypill wrote on May 13

tagaan hiya hin pusil dai!, ngurog hi Cruzada. ano daw la adto, papasarun hiya kay guin taga-an hin pusil? crazy, it iya grado may-ada caveat; which goes: pasar ini, kay guin taga-an ako pusil, hahaha!!

ypill wrote on May 13

the next time I saw mana edith, taga palo at hiya, i said, kay-ano imo guin taga-an hi Cruzada. siring hiya, viente dos ngan la adto, nga waray man bala!! hahaha!!!

monsamson wrote on May 13

lol

monsamson wrote on May 13

violent reaction

curlytopz wrote on May 13

hahaha napatay ako hin tawa didi! sayop pa ada hi cruzada kay waray i-chek kun may bala or waray hahaha

ypill wrote on May 13

curlytopz said

hahaha napatay ako hin tawa didi! sayop pa ada hi cruzada kay waray i-chek kun may bala or waray hahaha

hahahahahahahahahaa!!!! dipender pa hiya dai, nga waray kuno adot bala. Siring hiya, waray daw adto bala, waray bala. pantarhug ko la adto,promise uday, diri ako bubuwa!

curlytopz wrote on May 13

nadayun magin nurse adto bff? bangin tutukan hin pusil it pasyente kun diri napa-injection? hahaha

monsamson wrote on May 13

mam cruzada comment gad, bibinasa ka man la

ypill wrote on May 13

hey, i liked it when ma'am cruzada did the Cask of Amontillado when i was in college. I revisited it and digested it better that in HS. It flowed better that time in college.

curlytopz wrote on May 13

hain? hain? bangin diri na tugutan hi kuya dino mag-OB kun napa-checkup didi manila :)

ypill wrote on May 13

curlytopz said

nadayun magin nurse adto bff? bangin tutukan hin pusil it pasyente kun diri napa-injection? hahaha

waray dai, that time i saw her sour graping na hiya han nursing, siring hiya, diri na ako nanarsing, kay mahugaw na trabaho. she was delivering video VHS and betamax tapes, mayda hiya guti-ay na motor.

curlytopz wrote on May 13

ypill said

Cask of Amontillado when i was in college

yeah waray dating an version ni de veyra han cask of amontillado... mas concious hiya han iya pronounciation than the story :)

monsamson wrote on May 13

ypill said

hahaha

ypill wrote on May 13

curlytopz said

yeah waray dating an version ni de veyra han cask of amontillado... mas concious hiya han iya pronounciation than the story :)

did not want to comment about it day kay feeling positive ako today, but oh what the heck, I think i liekd it better in college kay the classroom did not feel like the Gestapo.

curlytopz wrote on May 13

ypill said

he was delivering video VHS and betamax tapes, mayda hiya guti-ay na motor.

beterer... tutukan nala niya an mga diri nag-uuli hin tape hahaha

ypill wrote on May 13

hahaha, guin restraining order na hiya kan Cruzada.

monsamson wrote on May 13

mingaw uy

curlytopz wrote on May 13

i was wondering ano na daw la iya trabaho yana kay waray naman betamax and vhs tapes yana :)

monsamson wrote on May 13

lol, pumalit ada hin cd writer, cgen burn

curlytopz wrote on May 13

or nagin kristo? lo diyes! diyes!

ypill wrote on May 15

sorry guys, baga tigda la ako nawara; makaturog na adto hi Antonio, kapoy hin duro tapos tulos iya arthritis ha ribs. tapos siring pakaturoga na daw ako as i am so addicted to multiply, laptop is in the bedroom. amo adto waray ngani ako pakasarit. my daytimes are crazy with work; so dat's why absent ako han rollcall last night.

ypill wrote on May 15

curlytopz said

i was wondering ano na daw la iya trabaho yana kay waray naman betamax and vhs tapes yana :)

waray na ngahaw ak sabot Liz, i knew that her husband was in Saudi, amo adto guin papanursing hiya. ambot ano na adto na hinabo ha iya. Another thing funny wiht Mana Edith was that her sunglasses had one of those outside lenses that she can go up and down with a screw at the side she could flip. Tawag nira Iwee hadto na feature "waiting shed". hahaha!!! kun ada hiya sulod, iya guin i-igbaw an lense, kun masirak iya guin dadaown, baga hin bintana hin bahay kubo.

freeradicalgreg wrote on May 15

ypill said

baga hin bintana hin bahay kubo.

hahaha liked your analogy! very clear similarities!

ypill wrote on May 15

freeradicalgreg said

hahaha liked your analogy! very clear similarities!

they're funny, aren't they Greg?

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